Be Careful with the Panda

A male panda walks into a restaurant and orders a delicious meal. When he finished eating, he pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter. The panda then leaves the restaurant without paying his bill. As the waiter lies on the floor, in his last moments alive, he wails “why? I just want to know why!” A helpful patron opens up his pocket encyclopedia, turns to the entry for “panda,” and hands it to the waiter, who can just barely make out the following image caption: “Panda. Eats, shoots and leaves.”

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