Q: What’s invisible and smells like carrots?

Q: What’s invisible and smells like carrots?

A: Rabbit farts.

Q: Why don’t monsters eat clowns?

A: Because they taste funny.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, “So, are you scared of getting mad cow disease?”

“What do I care?” says the other.

“I’m a helicopter.”

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